May 2013
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For once I’d like to host a masquerade ball without someone getting assassinated. Is that so much to ask?!
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The end of the world is a process, not an event.
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If I’m ever in a hostage situation, I hope I get Stockholm Syndrome way to early, like five minutes in.
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“In a period of defiance and inept solidarity, the birth of codes and morals help...”
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pandyssian:
OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED
I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT
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April 2013
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I like watching people when they go down aisles in grocery stores. They are always staring upwards and look completely bewildered by how much food is around them.
drarna:
can’t wait for the release of jurassic park 4D where they just let dinosaurs loose in the theater and you have to try to survive for 2 hours
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“I keep playing horseshoes in Red Dead Redemption and I kill people when I lose.”
– Tommy, my brother (via tydachemist)
imagine you’re in a mall when a zombie apocalypse breaks out and you’re running away and you come up to a fence trapping you and as you’re being eaten alive the last thing you see is some guy wearing douche sunglasses taking a picture of you and then screaming, “FAAAAAAAAAAAANTASTIC”
March 2013
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Things a cultist would say:
“I’m not in a cult.”
ultramess:
i’m still in my larval stage
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I like having a dog because it’s probably the closest I will ever be to having a pokemon.
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February 2013
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January 2013
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December 2012
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Awaiting the End of the World
For a long time, I’ve been waiting for tomorrow. 12/21/2012, the end of the world. And now that we are on the eve of 2012, I feel like expression my thoughts towards the apocalypse, and how my view is shifting.
First off, I love anything post-apocalyptic. Whether it be by zombies, natural disasters, nuclear war, I’ll read/watch/play anything post-apocalyptic. The draw is simple:...
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You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you? →
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A growing concern
There is something I’ve been trying to figure out lately. I have this general feeling of despair for several years now, and as far as I can tell, everyone carries this with them in one way or another. What I’m talking about it is just the impending sense of doom I get from looking at the condition of the world. Like in politics, where every side of every government seems extreme and...
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ultramess:
Bill Cosby is a comedian.
Pill Cosby is a pharmacist.
Fill Cosby works at a gas station.
Ill Cosby is a doctor… though not a very good one.
Twill Cosby works in fashion.
Still Cosby poses nude for college art classes.
Mill Cosby, well, you can guess where he works.
Krill Cosby is a whale trainer at Sea World.
Sill Cosby does window installation.
… Kill Cosby is no longer with...
November 2012
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Who’s really in control: Steven Hawking, or his chair?
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